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They should just start making up fake countries to...
hawthornes: simplydalektable: emmiandthefireflies: “And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”… “And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose” “and here comes princess mia of genovia!”
nepeter: lukehasmeowmix: Why would you hate on asexuals? They’re not doing anything. or anyone
Counting my money
sodamnrelatable: expectations: reality: via sodamnrelatable
withmymelancholyblues: mylifesarumor: scipioaemilianus: liamoflegends: shaving23spiders: wvnderbar: in the catholic ghetto, born and raised at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays relaxin chillaxin communion all cool oppressing some minorities outside the school when a couple of gays believed that they could believed they could get married in my neighborhood ...
friends: flawless skin, amazing hair, beautiful eyes, skinny, perfect nose
me: deformed fish
thatfunnyblog: What clothes does a house wear? Address. Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
When I catch my pencil from falling
s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
stilinskeez: first world problem: having to refer to someone in a tv show/movie as the character’s name because your friends for some reason don’t know the actors name and entire imdb filmography and age and whether or not they are married like you do